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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 12 | |
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eggo makes toaster pancakes thay taste like Mcdonalds pancakes ..and I think its Mcain that makes potato patties that are much like Mcdonalds hashbrowns .....   <----staring at unicorn hair and laughs!!  
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UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UPPPPPPPPPPP!!! THOSE KNOCK OUT PILLS REAAAAAAAAAAAALLY WORK!!!
 
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<-----goes to scare random teenage workers at mcdonalds drive through with freakish hair!!!!!!
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oh oh........
I just got this "~feeling~" that she missed breakfast by about 45 seconds......... 
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i didnt !!!!
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Dear diary....................they were
OUT OF SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     SO I HAD TO GET A REG EGG MCMUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIN !!!!!!!1111 
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oh oh........ I just got this "~feeling~" that she missed breakfast by about 45 seconds......... Do you think she'll be grumpy?
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yep ! look's grumpy to me !!!!!
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FEW DI;F ASD ASFJKL;SDFAJKLDWAF'J VEWARHIO;WE R IO;W UEDIOEW;AFHIEOWAF;HEIOFHLDSA EBHEVIOR; U39Q;O Y3HIOR3H IOW;Q/YHIOQW
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< sits and stares anxiously at the door , waiting , hoping that Gypsy brings her back a Mcdonalds breakfast...... drool forming at the edges of her mouth she anticipates the sheer joy of over buttering the pancakes ....
visions of steaming pancakes and swirling melted butter dance through her mind as she waits excitedly ........ |
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oh oh .......
I felt her disapointment.......
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< sits and stares anxiously at the door , waiting , hoping that Gypsy brings her back a Mcdonalds breakfast...... drool forming at the edges of her mouth she anticipates the sheer joy of over buttering the pancakes .... visions of steaming pancakes and swirling melted butter dance through her mind as she waits excitedly ........
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<-----THROWS OUT RUBBER EGG YUCKKKKKKK!!!
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her hopes dashed.........
visions of pancakes shattered she slowly crawls back into her purse ..the abyss awaits ...... the butter gone.........the dream no longer alive......... |
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<------pours maple syrup in her purse
<------throws out rest of egg mcrubberchicken
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<----goes in purse and pulls out a zitty teenager who works at mcdonalds and slaps him to and fro across the face for forgetting to order more sausage!!!
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oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not SYRUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh...................... oh................ oh. JUST BUTTER!! NOOOOOOOO SYRUP............ what good is syrup with no pancakes anyway........... oh............the abyss..........the disapointment ...... the sense of loss for things never had ...... a pancake .....one simple pancake ..... the warmth and love of a pancake is like no other........ goes an puts on her black dress.........}I NEVER wear dresses{ but today I morn the emptyness of the pancake that never was...........
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