Subject: SURVEY
Body: 1. What is your best friend's Dad's wife's daughter's name?
dont know

2. What body part(s) do you hate?my azz lol

3. why you hate that part of ur body? cause its flat lmao

4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
naw

5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
my hair

6. Do you have any current piercings?
EARS AND MY TONGUE,nose, eye brow

7. Do you have any tattoos?
YEA 7

8. Is your driveway steep?
NO JUST MUDDY AS HELL WHEN IT RAINS

9. What 's your favorite flavored Pringles?
bbq

10. Have you ever been tied up?
yea in a good way lmao

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
not sure

12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
naw

13. How many times have you been cursed at?
oh to many lol
14. whats your fav. way to have sex? oh this way an that way lol

15. Have you ever been to a gay bar?yep yep yep when ever my sis says we goin out lmao


16. have you ever dated anyone the same sex as you? naw just played around lmao:P does that count

17. Is there one thing that you have always fallen in love with in a person?
the way they laugh an how they make me smile

18. What is the worst job you have ever had?
not sure

19. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
my girl ... check on her b4 i go to sleep to see if she is breathin right

20. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel, which would you pick?towel cause i hate sleepin on dirty sheets lol towel ya can air it out lol an re use an all lmao
21.who do you hate ? well the freezen pop of my daug i hate him so bad
22. do you love having sex ? hell yea when i get it lol
23. how many dates have you been on in this month? oh 2 lol

24. Have you ever found anything in your parents bedroom that was questionable?lmao yep an wish i didnt lmao

25. What was your childhood nickname?
carebear still is only by my dad tho
26. what was your fav. nite out ? two years ago on my bday went to the club an not sure how i got home lmao
27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
HELL YEA....
28. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?got to have milk

29. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
oh bout that many lmao

30. Why are you doing this survey?
**** IDK CAUSE I CAN
32. Any strange phobias?
I HATE frogs

34. Did you notice that number 33 was missing?
HAHA YEA WHEN I READ THE SURVEY EARLIER

35. Whens the last time you threw up?
HELL IF I KNOW

37. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
yea is that bad lmao

38. Have you ever played naked Twister?
naw not yet wanna play lol

39. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
naw maybe high lmao
40. you goin to repost this? yea i guess i will

this kinda stuff belongs on myspace

1. What is your best friend's Dad's wife's daughter's name?
Rose, Kathy, Annette, and Judy.

2. What body part(s) do you hate?
Little toes.

3. why you hate that part of ur body?
They look like they should be on an alien.

4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
Yes, many times.

5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Hair.

6. Do you have any current piercings?
No.

7. Do you have any tattoos?
No.

8. Is your driveway steep?
Nope, it's flatter than my ex-wife's head.

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Never cared for Pringles.

10. Have you ever been tied up?
No....

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
Sneaking a girl into my room at night.

12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Yes.

13. How many times have you been cursed at?
16,209,476 -- I WAS married, ya know....

14. whats your fav. way to have sex?
Norwegian Style.

15. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
No. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

16. have you ever dated anyone the same sex as you?
No.

17. Is there one thing that you have always fallen in love with in a person?
Intelligence and creativity.

18. What is the worst job you have ever had?
Radio ventriloquist.

19. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Gem.

20. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel, which would you pick?
Surprise me.

21.who do you hate?
Ex-wife, her family, her town, her state, her surrounding Hubble volume....

22. do you love having sex?
With the right person, absolutely.

23. how many dates have you been on in this month?
Nothing till February....

24. Have you ever found anything in your parents bedroom that was questionable?
Yeah, and I'm still traumatized.

25. What was your childhood nickname?
Max.

26. what was your fav. nite out?
Playing pool with Gem and some other friends.

27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
Yes, but I had "insider assistance."

28. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
Never cared for Oreos.

29. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I don't drink.

30. Why are you doing this survey?
For the $500 Wal-Mart or Target Gift Certificate.

32. Any strange phobias?
I'm terrified of reruns of "The Facts of Life."

34. Did you notice that number 33 was missing?
No, there it is >>>>>> 33.

35. Whens the last time you threw up?
A few weeks ago.

37. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
Yup, more than once.

38. Have you ever played naked Twister?
No, but I have played naked Yahtzee. Gives new meaning to the term "large straight."

39. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
Nope, I don't drink.

40. you goin to repost this?
Is this a trick question?

subject: SURVEY
Body: 1. What is your best friend's Dad's wife's daughter's name?
Jill.

2. What body part(s) do you hate?
Nothing.. i pretty much love it all..

3. why you hate that part of ur body?
Er.. because it's non existent? >.>

4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
Yeah..

5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
My head.

6. Do you have any current piercings?
Nope D=

7. Do you have any tattoos?
I'll get one eventually.. just gotta wait for my darn birthday >=[

8. Is your driveway steep?
driveway? >.>

9. What 's your favorite flavored Pringles?
pringles are gross.. they taste like tennis balls (haha Mitch Hedberg <3) >.>

10. Have you ever been tied up?
Yes.

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
Grounded?

12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Why would i do that? i can barely handle one date at a night.. two would just be suicide.. i have horrible memories and would tie things up.. and.. yeah.. *dies* >.>

13. How many times have you been cursed at?
in my whole life? thirty two thousand four hundred and fifty six.. >.>
14. whats your fav. way to have sex?
Facing each other's face... <3

15. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Nope.

16. have you ever dated anyone the same sex as you?
Yep... don't ask.. >.>

17. Is there one thing that you have always fallen in love with in a person?
Yep when they're brave and caring... that's such a freaking turn on!!!! =O

18. What is the worst job you have ever had?
Job? i've only ever had one and i find it amazingly fun. <3

19. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
A lot of people.. i could name them.. but then again if they read this and see it i'll have to delete this account.. but besides said person my ex... i still miss her sometimes.. >.>

20. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel, which would you pick?
Ew.. if i REALLY had to use i'd pick bedsheets and just sleep on the couch... 'cause no way i'm drying myself with a dirty towel.. >.>

21.who do you hate ?
Liars and people who neglect me..

22. do you love having sex ?
Depends on who i'm doing it with.. I regret a lot of the girls i've been with.. =O

23. how many dates have you been on in this month?
Dates? what exactly is a date.. ? i've hung out with girls a few times.. but i wouldn't go as far as to call them dates.. >.>

24. Have you ever found anything in your parents bedroom that was questionable?
A box of condoms.. like a freaking box i was like wtf?... after that i learned never to look through their stuff again...

25. What was your childhood nickname?
Time.

26. what was your fav. nite out ?
My last birthday we had a HUGE cake fight at my ex's house and we freaking trashed the place with cake and her mom came home looked at us and just said to clean it up.. we did it was even fun cleaning it up.. after we were done she said we should take a bath and all four of us were in the shower with our clothes on.. omg i want to have another cake fight in the near future.. just not at my place.. i'd get killed.

27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
I was actually in it.. no one was there though me and my friend were just sneaking into the school pool but still.. a lot of bras and what not on the floor.. and i thought girls were clean.

28. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
Ew.. i hate oreos with a passion >=[

29. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
It would depend.. jagermeister will put me out on the fourth shot... hot damn would kill me on the first... but those are the only two.. everything else about 5-10ish.. but i don't drink anymore so maybe now even one shot of jagermeister would kill me.. >.>

30. Why are you doing this survey?
'Cause that one girl posted it >.>

32. Any strange phobias?
I have a phobia of umbrellas..

34. Did you notice that number 33 was missing?
Not really.. didn't even look at the numbers when replying >.>

35. Whens the last time you threw up?
Maybe yesterday? or the day before that.. i'm not sure on which..

37. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
Nope.

38. Have you ever played naked Twister?
Nope.. that would be awkward.. having someone's balls all over my face.. even worse yet having MY balls on someones face.. what if they sneeze and bite them by accident? don't want to take that risk.. >.>

39. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
Yep at school.. at work never.. i have to deal with money and if i'm drunk i'd mess up a lot.. and i started working after i stopped drinking so i guess that's pretty much never going to happen =p

40. you goin to repost this?

Probably not.