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My wife left me... I don't understand.
After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses; I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"  
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lmao
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nice
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short and sweet! I like it
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