Job Description:

This is an entry-level, unpaid internship with benefits*. Opportunity for advancement to the full-time position of Girlfriend is available. Girlfriend position is also unpaid, but includes holidays, vacation time, and health benefits (kissing alone burns calories).

Duties include participating in activities (e.g., watching films, attending events, Clubbing and more*), and maintaining e-mail and some telephone correspondence. To avoid awkwardness, payment arrangements for activities will be dutch!!!

Qualifications:

* No experience necessary
* Must be single, available to work evenings and weekends
* Between 21 and 30 years old, 20 to 28 preferred
* Possess excellent communication skills.
* Motivated, creative, able to discern humor in everyday situations
* Minimum education requirements: high school diploma or GED, some college/bachelor's degree a plus
* Bilingual (any language) desired, but not essential
* Non-smoker,

Number of positions to be filled: (**) internship is available.

I am a drug-free workplace. I am an equal opportunity employer.

* includes sexual activities.

** Will be decided upon review of applications.

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