I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man sitting next to a teenager with spiked hair in all different colors....green,red,orange and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look away and then back at the old man. Each time the teenager caught him looking back. When the teenager had enough, he sarcasticly asked,"What's the Matter Old man.....never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response...."Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son.........lol....