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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is!
The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up? I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. I don't jog... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. |
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So you're saying you're a lazy alcoholic? I'm just a little confused - no offense intended
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Sounds like the 10 commandments of Alabama though...that is funny
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So you're saying you're a lazy alcoholic? I'm just a little confused - no offense intended I don't drink, I work in security so I get lots of exercise and at 52 I'm in good enough shape to get into the Reserves. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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