What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.
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Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?

To see what was on the other side
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

funny as heck

Whats the difference between a blond and a masquito?



u slap the masquito and it stops sucking and u slap the blond and she sux harder.