I went out with this girl named Katie about 4 years ago. We were set up between a mutual friend of ours...

anywho...we went out to eat and everything was going smooth. We walked back to my car and when she shut the door she smashed her fingers in it...I had to run back and open it quick...the poor girl was in tears because of the pain. I took her back to my house and got her bandaged up and we ended up watching a movie. It was a blind date so I know she had to of been feeling like an ass, but I didn't mind...I was glad she was alright.

We ended up dating for about 7 months then just kind of went our seperate ways. I'll never forget that though

I lied to the police.
My "date" was drinking (of course) and driving my car, and he ran the car off the road, and was scared he would get a ticket so before the police got there he made up a story about a deer in the road and made me switch places before the police got there and made me say I was driving. I didn't want to do it but he talked me into it. The police really didn't believe me, you could tell they were skeptical, but they didn't give me a ticket and actually gave us a ride home, leaving my car in the ditch (swell).

Better yet?? The most humiliating part?? I ended up marrying the jerkoff!!

Marie you were tooooooooo nice!!!

Fell asleep while my date was giving me head..

WTF????? AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA@!!!!

I second that motion!!!

ive had sme bad dates,a blind date i was on kept ringing hes mum every 5minutes ,telling me about hes model cars for 2 hours ,was so nervous he threw up on me and on the way hm he drove into the back of a car ,the next day i went out for a few hours and when i got back there were 63 messages on my ph frm him.most embrasng thng ive dne?got so drunk i startd dancng on tables and fell dwn the stairs ,i laughd so hard i peed my pants and made love to a pot plant,i wndr why he nevr rang bk?

Had a date that involved us going to a little driving range for some golf fun... Things were going great until I didn't see her step behind me to get some golf balls. On my backswing, I clobbered her with my new titanium alloy King Cobra driver. She dropped to the ground, out cold for a good 30 seconds... She ended up with a concussion, I ended up paying for the hospital visit. True story.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

OMG LOL

I had to grab ahold of a girl's jacket to stop her from going out of the emergency exit at Applebees, she was so nervous... and then embarrassed that she still remembers it and talks about it