The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can BeThe Man of Your House."He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you needto know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You willprepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you willserve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs withme, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are goingto drawme my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry andbring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that'sdone, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?His wife replied, "The ****in' funeral director would be my guess"

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