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Three Texan surgeons are playing a round of golf. As they're walking down the fairway, they strike up a conversation and the first surgeon says,
"I reckon I'm the best surgeon in the world". The other two enquire why and the first surgeon says, "I had a patient brought to me recently who had lost both his hands in an industrial accident. I sewed them back on and today that man has an audience to play the piano for Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth". The second surgeon scoffs at this and says, ”That’s nothing. Why I had a patient who lost both his arms in an automobile accident and I sewed them back on. At the last Olympic Games that man won a Gold Medal in the Field events". The third surgeon says, "That’s nothing. Several years ago a cowboy, high on alcohol and drugs, was riding his horse down a railroad track and collided with an oncoming express train. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Today that man is President of the USA.   |
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LMAO thats awesome
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thats great!
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