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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 11
chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 01/17/08 12:05 AM
nope it will rust my pipe's ! iv'e got beer !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:07 AM
<-------cranks up METALLICA........ONE!!!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 01/17/08 12:08 AM
dig's out metallica and play's sand man ! and crank's it wide open !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:11 AM
HA i already played that!!! Soooooooooo who do you think broke into my house??? hmmmmmmmm could it be the creepy neighbour across the street>???? He wears green satin adidas shorts in the summer and waters his flowers constantly.......???

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 01/17/08 12:13 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:15 AM
oR its my next door neighbour.......who likes to look out his window while Im walking around in my towel!!!!! ya I make his wife crazy wut evvvvvvvvvvva!!! or could it be Mullet man??? the guy who smiles at me everytime I drive out of my driveway??? He always seems to be in his yard.....raking and stuff........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:16 AM
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my neighbours are freaks!!! <---------cranks up BIF NAKED......I LOVE MYSELF TODAY!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 01/17/08 12:16 AM
towel ???? probaly him or the guy that alway's raking his yard ????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:18 AM
AFTER my shower......geeeeeeeeeeeez its just a towel horny man!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:18 AM
so married man next door or mullet man across the road???? I dont like ppl in my house........they didnt even do the dishes!!!!!! geeeeeeeeeeeeezus!!!!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 01/17/08 12:19 AM
but i would say the guy that's alway's watching you in the towel ! he probaly want's it !!! do have any panty's missing ???

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 01/17/08 12:20 AM
so married man next door or mullet man across the road???? I dont like ppl in my house........they didnt even do the dishes!!!!!! geeeeeeeeeeeeezus!!!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:22 AM
Dear diary, my hands are sore.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:22 AM
but i would say the guy that's alway's watching you in the towel ! he probaly want's it !!! do have any panty's missing ??? I have no idea........I have too many to count........do I do a panty count daily????????? I think not!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:23 AM
Dear diary, my hands are sore. whyyyyyyyyyyyy's your hands sore biker?

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 01/17/08 12:24 AM
but i would say the guy that's alway's watching you in the towel ! he probaly want's it !!! do have any panty's missing ??? I have no idea........I have too many to count........do I do a panty count daily????????? I think not!!! well, gypsy it's been fun ! im going to call it anight i will talk at you later ! bye darling !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:25 AM
See ya chevy!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/17/08 12:29 AM
Got up this mornin in harlem to a zombie panhandler pestering me. I warned him. So I beat him up and rifled his pockets. Then that arab coworker got in my face giving me a hard time. Choked him till he passed out and when he came to I poked him in the eyes. Warned him too. I feel better but my hands are sore. Enjoying a cup of hot cocoa now.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:30 AM
<--------cranks up BILLY IDOL.......DANCING BY MYSELF!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/17/08 12:31 AM
Got up this mornin in harlem to a zombie panhandler pestering me. I warned him. So I beat him up and rifled his pockets. Then that arab coworker got in my face giving me a hard time. Choked him till he passed out and when he came to I poked him in the eyes. Warned him too. I feel better but my hands are sore. Enjoying a cup of hot cocoa now. hMMMMMMMM wow.........anger management?