A priest was sitting in his confessional booth awaiting confessions, He had to **** like mad so he peered out the back of the booth, He sees the church janitor, he motions him over and explains the situation, " Man I got to go, I have the stuff written down you just tell them how many Hail Mary's and Our Fathers to do when they tell you their sin" The janitor agrees to sit their and the priest runs for the restroom...

In comes little Tommy Harris "Bless me father I have sinned, I lied to my mommy" Janitor scans the List "Lying". He says do 5 hail Mary's and 5 our fathers it will be ok.

In comes little Susie Linesky "Bless me father for I have sinned I cheated on my test at school" the Janitor scans the list "Cheating ok, Do 10 Hail Mary's and five Our Fathers it will be Ok"

In comes Jessica Nobles " Bless me Father for I have sinned I gave a man a blow job and he wasn't my husband" Janitor looks down the list "Blow Job, Blow Job, ****...no Blow Job" He peers out the back of the booth and looks for someone to help, he sees an altar boy and motions him over. "What does the priest give for a blowjob, son?" To which the altar boy replies, "A candy bar and a ride home"

A priest was sitting in his confessional booth awaiting confessions, He had to **** like mad so he peered out the back of the booth, He sees the church janitor, he motions him over and explains the situation, " Man I got to go, I have the stuff written down you just tell them how many Hail Mary's and Our Fathers to do when they tell you their sin" The janitor agrees to sit their and the priest runs for the restroom...

In comes little Tommy Harris "Bless me father I have sinned, I lied to my mommy" Janitor scans the List "Lying". He says do 5 hail Mary's and 5 our fathers it will be ok.

In comes little Susie Linesky "Bless me father for I have sinned I cheated on my test at school" the Janitor scans the list "Cheating ok, Do 10 Hail Mary's and five Our Fathers it will be Ok"

In comes Jessica Nobles " Bless me Father for I have sinned I gave a man a blow job and he wasn't my husband" Janitor looks down the list "Blow Job, Blow Job, ****...no Blow Job" He peers out the back of the booth and looks for someone to help, he sees an altar boy and motions him over. "What does the priest give for a blowjob, son?" To which the altar boy replies, "A candy bar and a ride home"