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deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Tue 01/15/08 10:35 PM
We don't call them "melons" anymore. They are breastestess.. My melon (head, coconut, dome piece) Are you calling me a boob....? at festivals, we throw melons on the ground n pop em open, then eat em up. yum yum

AaronZ Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 992	Tue 01/15/08 10:35 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!!

briank66 Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 2335	Tue 01/15/08 10:36 PM
We don't call them "melons" anymore. They are breastestess.. My melon (head, coconut, dome piece) Are you calling me a boob....? I thought you wanted to scratch someone's melons. But by all means, scratch your coconut. I'm all for it! (= Meeeee...scratch someone's cans...ROTF..!!! WOW...you're a freak-a-zoid

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Tue 01/15/08 10:36 PM
We don't call them "melons" anymore. They are breastestess.. My melon (head, coconut, dome piece) Are you calling me a boob....? at festivals, we throw melons on the ground n pop em open, then eat em up. yum yum Did they award the winners with booby prizes?

briank66 Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 2335	Tue 01/15/08 10:36 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! Ahhhhhhh...foreplay at its finest

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Tue 01/15/08 10:37 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! Ahhhhhhh...foreplay at its finest damn thats what i was thinkin

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Tue 01/15/08 10:37 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! ok a lil twisted?

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:38 PM
Princess...this is one of those times that I really appreciate my Rotty's..!! Hope you got some humor from my "experience"..WOW I do attract the sane ones...don't I Sweetie we all get them here and there, don't worry the next one will be better I'm sure..

JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Tue 01/15/08 10:38 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! ok a lil twisted? Yeah... and I'M the freak-a-zoid?? Sheesh.

AaronZ Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 992	Tue 01/15/08 10:38 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! ok a lil twisted? no not the twist too!!!!! aaaarrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:38 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! My Lord.. Yikes...

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Tue 01/15/08 10:39 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! My Lord.. Yikes... now thats what i call a good time! haha

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Tue 01/15/08 10:39 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! Hmm... How's it hangin'?

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:39 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! ok a lil twisted? Yeah... and I'M the freak-a-zoid?? Sheesh. Jace, Aaron always wins hands down...

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Tue 01/15/08 10:40 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! Hmm... How's it hangin'? I'd say smashed, mangled and limp...

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Tue 01/15/08 10:41 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! Hmm... How's it hangin'? I'd say smashed, mangled and limp... Hurts so good, baby.

deltasissy Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1318	Tue 01/15/08 10:41 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! ok a lil twisted? no not the twist too!!!!! aaaarrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!! I'm having monkey for dinner.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 01/15/08 10:41 PM


JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Tue 01/15/08 10:42 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer. Wow that is a hoot!! ok a lil twisted? Yeah... and I'M the freak-a-zoid?? Sheesh. Jace, Aaron always wins hands down... It's an honor just to be nominated. <he says in his best Hollywood Oscar telecast voice>

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Tue 01/15/08 10:42 PM
i think i'm going to die. laughing.