A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obessions," he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter "Candy". He turned to the second Mom, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, "Penny." He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is ălcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, "Brandy". At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dįck, we're leaving."

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