Pick Up Lines

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Is yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure is special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is dere a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see meself in em.

6) If you was da tree and I was da Squirrel, I'd store me nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find me puppy, can you help me find em? I think he went inta da cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes is as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the marnin, we kin sleep til afternoon. And.... da best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it, me nuts tighten up.

That's nasty!

I think if a man ever told half those pick up lines to me Id run the other way

Haha..so which half were acceptable?

Oldies but goodies:

1) Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

2) Is that a run in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

3) If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

4) If I were in charge of the alphabet, I would put U and I together.