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"We should get married." Yeah, THAT was a good idea.... MAN NOW THAT TOPS MINE LMAO 
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Being a kid and not being able to wipe yourself after a healthy dump and yelling "i'm done" lol
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lol this guy that is dating my ex gf friend called me 1nite all drunk tellin me hes gonna
"kick my a$$ n rape my mother " lol i never heard that b4 |
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Have u guys ever heard this one... Put it in ur mouth or its goin in ur eye... that burns... lol.
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Edited by
zanne46
on
Tue 01/15/08 07:58 PM
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as many years I have been on sites...man have I never experienced so much talk about taking a sh*t....
Although the man I am taking care of..yep have to log that to...
I quess we r all full of sh*t... 
or its just one of those ****ty days..lmao |
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How about the cops arresting us and putting us in a squad car full of beer confiscated from an earlier raid. I said "Hey check this sh!t out! The cops were holding out on us! What service the civil servants are serving us! We get beer!" boy was he pissed when we slid our handcuffs under our butts and got them in front of us and got into the beer. Drank a 12 pack by the time we got to jail and really had to pee. Got an extra day for that stunt. Shouldn't have burped in the cops face.
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Its ok though. We found a teener of coke wedged in the backseat of the squad car and brought it into jail with us. Man those cops know how to treat us smartass drunks! So we have the running joke of asking cops "excuse me officer- are you holding out on us?"
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