Mexican cruise woo woo! Lots of grey haired old people in wheelchairs that I get stuck behind in line at buffets! Woo woo! Expecting hot young men but getting old men and women with cottage cheese thighs and vericose veins everywhere I go! Woo woo! Getting a nice dose of rotovirus that one of them old farts gave the whole ship and pukin and crappin my guts out! Woo woo! Then getting a nice helping of salmonella salad and botulism fruit bowl because I had to wait 3 hours for the old man to decide he wanted the freaking mashed potatoes at the buffet and in that time the food got old! Woo woo! Then there's the dirty old man that kept grabbin my boob and sneezing on me and gave me this cold! Woo woo! Yeah those mexican cruises rock! Woo woo!

It's much easier to act like a child, then like an adult I see. Pretty pathetic.

See that much better spelling when you put your mind and spell check to it.

Don't forget to drink the clear cool water in mexico! Woo woo! And drink lots of mixed drinks WITH ICE while in mexico! What do you call this drink that I can't pronounce? Oh the sphinxter tingler? Why do they call it that? I'll find out in the morning! Woo woo!

Mexican cruise! Woo woo! Pepto bismol! Woo woo! Immodium AD! Woo woo! Dihydramamine! Woo woo! Alleve! Woo woo! Ibuprofin! Woo woo! A case of toilet paper! Woo woo!