So it was a quiet starry night out in the country, an older couple were relaxing in the living room and going over the day when all of a sudden a strang knock occurs on the front door, it's dark out and the man of the house is a little irritated so he answers the door and is greeted by a stranger,:

"what?!" says the man to the stranger

"hey, can you give me a push?" says the stranger

the man annoyed at the thought of having to get up out of his favorite chair and all for some weird guy wanting a push sternly tells him "no" and slams the door in his face.

Now the man's wife witnesses the whole thing and is shocked at her husband's behavior, "dear, why'd you tell him no?" she asks, the man grumbles "I didn't want too, besides I was relaxing in my favorite chair, the nerve of that guy interrupting my chair time!". So after hearing that and feeling sorry for the guy at the door she then says "honey, don't you remember a few months back when the truck wouldn't run, those nice people at the light helped us push her to the gas station and we were able to get her goin' again and get home that night and...", after listening to his wife and thinking back on how someone helped him out with a push he then starts to feel kinda' guilty and changes his mind, he rushes to the door and flings it open hoping for a chance to redeem himself, "hey!!" he yells, "you still out here ?!? still need a push ?!?!?"
Off from a distance he hears a voice "yeah, I need a push"...
The man excited at the chance to help the other guy yells "okay, where you at?!!?"

to which the reply goes:

"over here, on the swing"







haha

lmao good one