What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.

What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.

Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - did it ever happen??

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini

Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

OMFG that is hilarious!

take a breath

lol

Girls are yucky,lol

LMAO

What Do You Call A Man With His Brain Between His Leg.

Brain Less

LMFAO! I love number 7.

The one about popcorn was funny

....omg babygurl those were hilarious

thank you