Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 6 | |
---|---|
likes to play in the snow and build me friends
|
|
|
|
loves cold massages
|
|
|
|
has secret desire to give cold massages
|
|
|
|
Can kill a man just by staring at him.
|
|
|
|
looks like something i've ran over in my car
|
|
|
|
Sleeps with his Deere next to him every night
|
|
|
|
Saves his ear wax in an old peanut butter jar.
|
|
|
|
is really a cat in heat
|
|
|
|
Saves his ear wax in an old peanut butter jar. You know how tough it is to get that stuff off of the q-tip? |
|
|
|
Saves his ear wax in an old peanut butter jar. You know how tough it is to get that stuff off of the q-tip? |
|
|
|
Has appeared on the chris hansen show on dateline
|
|
|
|
pees in other people's drinks while they're not looking
|
|
|
|
Was surgically attached to his Deere seat
|
|
|
|
only chases rubber balls with cat nip in them
|
|
|
|
Edited by
Poetrywriter
on
Thu 01/17/08 06:53 PM
|
|
likes to hump stuffed animals for bookworm
|
|
|
|
impala13 would rather be called a pontiac13
|
|
|
|
is having dirty thoughts about impala and stuffed animals
|
|
|
|
wishes his deere was a tonka
|
|
|
|
wishes i was driving a pontiac naked
|
|
|
|
likes to frolic naked in the park
|
|
|