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Topic: Funny Letters to Landlords
Scinn Joined Fri 01/04/08 Posts: 872	Mon 01/14/08 07:04 PM
These are priceless, I just had to share lol The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 01/14/08 07:05 PM


gemini_71 Joined Fri 01/04/08 Posts: 407	Mon 01/14/08 07:05 PM
These are priceless, I just had to share lol The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

Firemuncher19 Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 7	Mon 01/14/08 07:08 PM


gemini_71 Joined Fri 01/04/08 Posts: 407	Mon 01/14/08 07:10 PM
These are priceless, I just had to share lol The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. hey what happend to the last part I made it funny

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Mon 01/14/08 07:10 PM


Scinn Joined Fri 01/04/08 Posts: 872	Mon 01/14/08 07:12 PM
hey what happend to the last part I made it funny Chances are the moderators or whoever didn't like it so edited it out. Dunno :P

sexyin07 Joined Tue 05/22/07 Posts: 171	Mon 01/14/08 07:12 PM
thats funny

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 01/14/08 07:13 PM
Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Is that how it happenedd??

Scinn Joined Fri 01/04/08 Posts: 872	Mon 01/14/08 07:15 PM
Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Is that how it happenedd?? lol Must be so! :P Although I seem to remember my 3 somewhat differently... hmmm

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 01/14/08 07:56 PM
Yeah my two were definately more fun than tripping on a cracked sidewalk!!

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