| Topic: Dirty Ol' man thread (ladys and tramps welcome) | |
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| im dirty, but not an old man yet!!! How you doin...lol... | |
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      good and you...
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| good and you... You wanna do a shot wirh me , my dear....... | |
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      shot of what???   | |
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      what is yout poison, my dear.......   | |
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      you are....
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| you are.... come on cutie.....do one shot with me.....please.. | |
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      2 shots jack daniels
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      poors to double shots for the gentleman and herself......
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      2 more and ill be your man whore... wait I already am...   | |
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      down the hatch, baby.........mmmmmmmmmm..ahahahahahahah!
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      Check your mail, 2 more please...
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      whatever the customer wants.....
 sets up two more double shot glasses.....for the young gentleman and herself..... oops drips a little bit on her wrist and asks the gentleman to lick it off for her.....   | |
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      be careful were you spill that stuff!!!
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| be careful were you spill that stuff!!! would you care to buy the whole bottle mister....   | |
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      sure..
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| sure.. we can take it with us and head to the dancefloor............ | |
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      you spilled some on my shirt!!!
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| you spilled some on my shirt!!! let me take that off for you, my dear.....I can wash it in the sink for you..... | |
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      did you check your email yet, yea i better get that off...
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