ya , its done and GONE !

I let my little one make green jello an marshmellows for dessert , to full to eat that yet......

My girls love to cook w/ me!

these days my lil guy is sayin he wants to be a Chef when he grows up .... I will likely teach him ALOT... my daughter is getting really good at makin COOKIEZ!!

g'nite all....goin to smoke crack with SATAN.....LOL

26 Things to do in an elevator...................

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space.

dEAR DIARY.....Im really freaking tired....

dear diary.....really biting my tongue here.... maybe I should just go to bed

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
you need
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

I knowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! Im getting sleepier.......but I just ate and have to wait at least a 1/2 ......and I wanna smoke this cig

<-was Ricardo Retardo at work tonight..... and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ****!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yur home now.........
relax............
digest......
have a smoke......
ooohhhhhmmmmmmmmm........

I think I need some cookies before bed ......
been playin playstation jus about all night ......

ps2???? Im useless on that......I watch my son play St.Andres annnnnnnnnnnnnnd I dont want him to EVER get his licence!!!

ha ha , ya ps2 ....spyro the dragon ...eternal night......

one pill makes you larger

and the one pill makes you small

and the ones mother gives you

dont do anything at all

go ask alice

when she's 10 feet tall!

oh need puffer......

k............gotta lay down........gnite

g'night.....

GOODNIGHT YOU WEE TODD DID SUM OVA GUN