Bill and Bob are walking in woods
Bill "I gotta ****"
Bob go behind those bushes
so Bill rushes behind bushes but comes back a
minute later.
Bob "what's wrong now?"
Bill "there's nothing back there to wipes with"
Bob "Gotta dollar?"
Bill "Yea"
Bob "then use that"
so Bill goes back behind the bushes again
and reappears a few minutes
only to have his both hands covered with ****
Bob "Didn't you use the dollar?"
Bill "Yea, but you know hard it is to wipe your
butt with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a
nickel?

eeeewwww