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 seriously this is ridiculous...i have got this man that i just recently met...now and he will not give up on getting married..i see profiles of ppl looking for that but how can someone just up and marry like that? what r they looking for a sugar mommie lol
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I think alot of people are just in love with love....btw is this guy from Nigeria???
 
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Celebrities do it some people like it I guess. It's crazy
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well if i was in your shoes id marry him and then divorce him quick time and then youve got a few extra dollars to go on a great vacation lol use it to your advantage if you can cope with the consamation side of it lmao.
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I will marry you if you're not crazy.
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Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife.
Software Engineer writes ............ Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n'Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault in module House Security. The uninstallation will abort." Can you help me, please!!! Reply from Tech. Support Dear Software Engineer, Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife. This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife1.0 from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. Infact I would suggest you to use this command everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance is required. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary-With-Short-Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck. Tech Support. 
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by the way im not gay when i said that i meant it as if i was a woman ..oh hell..you know what i mean im just digging a deeper hole lmao.
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LMAO good one purple!!!
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well if i was in your shoes id marry him and then divorce him quick time and then youve got a few extra dollars to go on a great vacation lol use it to your advantage if you can cope with the consamation side of it lmao.
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Funneeee
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by the way im not gay when i said that i meant it as if i was a woman ..oh hell..you know what i mean im just digging a deeper hole lmao.
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Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife. Software Engineer writes ............ Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n'Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault in module House Security. The uninstallation will abort." Can you help me, please!!! Reply from Tech. Support Dear Software Engineer, Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife. This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife1.0 from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. Infact I would suggest you to use this command everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance is required. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary-With-Short-Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck. Tech Support.
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ha ha , copy an paste it an send it to him!!!
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To Funny! Hey all!
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I get a lot of girls from Nigeria or Ghana wanna marry me...is im that good looking???lol.............. but first they want my bank amount...and account #s....ya roght ill guess i got to be alone....thank god i have a dog!!1
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ha ha , copy an paste it an send it to him!!!
good idea purple!!!
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<------MARRIED to her cats......they wuv me!!
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married to my recliner...it doesnt mind when I fart!!
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married to my recliner...it doesnt mind when I fart!!
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I think alot of people are just in love with love....btw is this guy from Nigeria???
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