Three men: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an American are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a big Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

POOF! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said,” I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

Next, the American says, "I'm a little curious. Please tell me a little more about this wall . . ."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about five thousand feet high, five hundred feet thick and completely surrounds those countries. Nothing can get in or out. It's virtually impenetrable."

The American guy sits down, cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water . . . ."

lol **** ya!

an oldie but a goodie

How about filling it with concrete!! LOL good one!