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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 9 | |
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What shall we do with a drunken sailor What shall we do with a drunken sailor What shall we do with a drunken sailor Earl-eye in the morning! Put him in a long-boat till he's sober Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline. Tie him to the tasffrail when she's yard-arm under. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him. Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im. Give 'im a dose of salt and water. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper. Shave his belly with a rusty razor. Put him in the guard room till he gets sober. Earl-eye in the morning! WAY HEY UP SHE RISES WAY HEY UP SHE RISES DO DO DO DO DO do |
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oh crap!!!!
 
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oh crap!!!! <<<< passes Gypsy the toilet paper........... |
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Dear diary.......I asked my dad for the cool mist humidifier cause I need it and he brought me washing machine parts
 ........Im like wtf???? you brought me a washing machine????
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<-------grabs the toilet paper......thanks!!!
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Dear diary........I come from a long line of stupid people!!!
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LEG!!!! I was talkin on my head!!! One time I'm at my friend's house, He's this ol' party dude. Bandana's on the ceiling & there was about 6 or 8 guys there & my hair went down my pants!!! Thank God there was a mirror next to the chair!! I was ready to rip my pants off!!!  I just knew some bug had fallin from that webby ceiling down my pants!!! I went home & wacked it off that night!!! |
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maybe........ the washing machine parts can be modified and turned into a jet pack and you can go up in the clouds an get some mist?
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LEG!!!! I was talkin on my head!!! One time I'm at my friend's house, He's this ol' party dude. Bandana's on the ceiling & there was about 6 or 8 guys there & my hair went down my pants!!! Thank God there was a mirror next to the chair!! I was ready to rip my pants off!!! I just knew some bug had fallin from that webby ceiling down my pants!!! I went home & wacked it off that night!!! 
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maybe........ the washing machine parts can be modified and turned into a jet pack and you can go up in the clouds an get some mist?
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Just parts??? not the whole washer??
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Dear diary.......I was raised by wolves in a dark corner......my parents were those "strange" ones......no one knows how I learned how to talk....
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ah ,
I was a ferral child to ..... they left me outside........alot....
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toooooooooooo!!!!
 We may mess the house.............. <---------staring in the windows........."Mom????? Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmy????"""" its pouring rain outside.........."Mom????"
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I spent most my time as a kid on Cambell mountain .... I used to just wander up it ...... its on the East side of Penticton
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lol Im a suuuuuuuuurrey girl!!!!!!!!!!!
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<-------puts a bag over her face now!!!
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oh heaven forbid I might mess up the place , or make crumbs! or NOISE!
or come home from school ....... locked out ...... shez at Cherry Lane mall........ 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I WAS BORN IN SURREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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