A young man was discussing meeting his girlfriend's family for the first time. He was apprehensive, as she had told him on several occasions how strict and tempermental her father could be. To coerce him, she said that if he would agree to have dinner with her and her family, afterwards, she would have sex with him for the first time. As this would his first time ever, he quickly agreed, thinking one dinner wouldn't be so bad.

The day of the dinner in question, the young man stopped by his local pharmacy to buy condoms. After looking at the rack for 10 minutes without being able to make up his mind, the pharmacist walks up and asks if he can help. "Well, I'm going to have sex tonight for the first time, and i'm not sure what to buy." The pharmacist lists off the pros and cons of the different brands, and together they select the right type. Then the pharmacist says "how many do you think you'll need?" The young man, being hopeful, says "Well, i'd better get the biggest pack I can, I hope to make the most of this." So, he makes his purchase and leaves for his girlfriend's home.

Later, they are all sitting at the table, waiting for the girlfriend's father to come in from work so they can start dinner. Her father walks in, and takes his place at the head of the table, and the young man quickly offers to say grace. He lowers his head in silent prayer for 30 seconds..then a minute..five minutes...After keeping his head bowed, for ten minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers quietly "I had no idea you were so religious!" To which the young man responds, "And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

seen it.

So did he get laid? LOL!

Good question.

lol hope he got laid