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Topic: Keep an eye on your viola
ephraimglass Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 358	Thu 01/10/08 10:29 PM
A talented concert violist was running a few errands on her way home from rehearsal one day. She'd been in the post office for five minutes when she realized that she'd left her viola in the back seat of the car with the doors unlocked. She rushed out of the post office and ran back to her car where her worst fears were realized. Somebody had left two more violas in the back seat of her car.

adreamygirl Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 13	Thu 01/10/08 10:32 PM


BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Thu 01/10/08 10:33 PM
nice lol..

sociallyukeys Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2	Thu 01/10/08 10:35 PM
God, I can't go anywhere without people making viola cracks! Well, what's the difference between a violin and a viola? Nothing... violinist's head is just bigger.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 01/10/08 10:38 PM


ephraimglass Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 358	Thu 01/10/08 10:42 PM
Sociallyukeys, I dated a violist in college and she taught me a bunch of viola jokes. I liked the one that goes, "What's the range of a viola? 25 yards, if you have a good arm." Weeks after she told me that one, I boasted that I could do something with a viola that she couldn't and without missing a beat, she said, "Sure. You could throw it 25 yards," which is exactly what I had planned on saying.

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