So there I was, sitting on my horse Duncan, watching the new calves eating the fresh wheat shoots, contemplating why I was seemingly so unlucky in the game of love.

I was hashing and rehashing all my failed relationships and looking for the exact point they might have started to turn and the reason. At some point I must have started talking out loud, because believe it or not Duncan looked back at me in the saddle and asked if I wanted some advice.

Now, I know most of you are thinking right, a talking horse, but I assure you, Duncan can talk. He just doesnt do it very often and never in mixed company.

Well I degress; anyway, I look down at him and say sure, why the heck not, my own advice doesnt seem to do me any good, why not some from a talking horse.

Well Duncan points over at John Henry, our certified Black angus Bull. He points over at John and ask what do you think would happen if Ole John scooted on over to number 305 and tried to court her. Well I new that 305 wasnt in heat and therefore wouldnt have anything to do with ole John, so I said, absolutely nothing, 305 isnt intersted in John. Duncan said exactly, but in a few days she will be strutting around like a peacock and doing everything she can to get Ole John to come on over and give her some loven.

Well Im not sure what the moral of this story is, but I figure its either timing is everything, or never take love advice from a talking horse that had its nuts cut off before it was two.

probably a little bit of both

Mr Ed used to give Wilbur advice!

timing is important

*shaking my head*





Can I make an appointment with Duncan??
I want feedback concerning where I am going to move in less than 4 years.

try the DC area maybe nova

Duncan wants to know what you think of a moonlight strool and a bucket of alfalfa pelets. Said to worn you about Ole Henry though if you were in heat.

Duncan said Mr ed was a hack pshycologist that pooped in a corner of his stall.

*swoon* Duncan really knows how to get a gals attention eh? Ole Henry has no power ovah me..Duncan appears to be the one with 'intelligence' and that is...intriguing.

Awe now you went and done it, The horses head was big enough as it is and now Ole Henry wont even come out of the barn. Said nobody liked him. Some of those big bulls sure do have sensitive feelings.

oh, poor Mr.Ed!!!

AWw im sorry baems if you ever want to talk or.... stuff let me know i'm always up to talk babe =)

If you were close id probably take you out for coffee =)