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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 8 | |
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Lets down a few when I get back...
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Dear diary..........what to do on my day off.....cant go shopping have to save a bit for my next few dental appointments....
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Captains Log
Stardate 1*11*08 The Kling Ons have surrounded Uranus ...... MAY -DAY !! MAY -DAY !!  
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why wait ??.. lets start downin a few NOW ??... WOO HOO
 ... havin no dough-ray-me , is the story of my life ..... .. think I may have to resort to seelin my body on the corner to raise some ... .. bet I lose money at that too .. WOO HOO
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we're out of toilet paper ...
DO YOU READ ME !!??!!! HOUSTON!!!!!!????!!!!!! WE"RE OUTAA TOILET PAPER !!!
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I HAVE TOILET PAPER!!!!!!! I ALWAYS HAVE TOILET PAPER!!!
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Hmmmmmmm house is a mess.....Im a mess.......what to do???? why do they call it a day off???
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looks like I gotta try to shlueook outta my drive way an go to town today.....
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out of toilet paper???
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dont forget the lady speedstick and razors!!
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Captains Log ... supplemental:.... " dam it Jim... I'm a Doctor NOT an ESCALATOR "..... lol... no bum-wad ?.... Castrophy ...
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an cat food , lunch bags , bread an birdie millet 
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I need some kitty litter!!!
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SUE LUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEREZ THE PLUNGER !! THE CAPTAINS LOG IS STUCK !! IMPLOSION IS IMMENENT!!!!!!!! |
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I'll take some Tequila!  oh its not noon yet!
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I've been adopted by the little girl next door. I'm her uncle now too.
Only one at school this morning and the neighbours youngest is over too. I wonder what this house is like in the summer when ALL the kids are out of school. Babysitting for a just a little while longer and then I'm free. I might go see what the local pub is like. I've been here for two weeks and haven't peeked inside yet.
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tequila.........mexico..............hot...........blue water............cabana boys...........
 
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 WOO HOO .. I'm with Catch on this one ....NEVER to early for pints and the big " T" @ Purple , and SUE-LOO..... is that like Lindy-loo, from WHOVILLE ???
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Hmmmm...tequila
and cervesas!
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SUE LUE.........he was the Asian guy on star trek ....member??
prolly spelt SU Loo ..I donno , ......beam me up Scotty!! |
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