I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss
The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration
rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the
management team. You do not stay in your designated
area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before
you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

Your Boss

The penis definately has a mind of his own. He does what he wants when he wants and how he wants.

(MEN ARE THINKERS....BUT,THEY USE THE WRONG HEAD)

yes, I just wish he wouldn't argue with the BOSS..

Well, u gotta get him drunk and/or feed him viagras and he'll do better

Ok I will try that...

But I would like to say he does do a good job when he shows up..

he does a better job when he works hard!

Thats even funnier..