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You look like the piece missing from my puzzle....
I think you`ll fit |
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word
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lol my brother walked up to a chick onetime and said " how bout we F uck in the rain..." she ***** smacked him He just laughed and said... what you don't like the rain...... He married her...
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Nice shoes, wanna ****?
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Hey curt, i think your repeating!
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curt is repeating i said that one a bit ago
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I`m lost and i think you found me
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he repeated twice, cause he got one of the ones i posted too
 So yeah, lehi, do these actually work, cause i might have to try them the next time i goto the bar. rofl. |
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sorry guys to much outside conversation. DIdn't mean to ruin your flavor.
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i think the best one i heard a guy walked up and handed me a dollar... i looked at him funny and he said its so you can call your mom and tell her your not going home tonight
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niiiiiiiiiiiice.
i'ma have to try that. |
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sorry guys to much outside conversation. DIdn't mean to ruin your flavor. oh, i see, we're not good enough to hold your entire attention. YOU BASTARD! rofl j/k. its all good man. |
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or........... a guy walked up looked me up and down i said what... he says...im lookin for love in all the right places
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sorry guys to much outside conversation. DIdn't mean to ruin your flavor. |
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or........... a guy walked up looked me up and down i said what... he says...im lookin for love in all the right places |
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stupid douche bags.
i guess its a good thing their disposible right? |
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lol
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and i thought today was going to be a horrible day
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hey im lost can you give me directions to your place
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youtube myspace and i'll google your yahoo
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