A little girl named walks up to her mother and says
"Mommy, can I take a shower with you and daddy?"
Her mom thinks about htis and says
"Sure honey, but don't look up and don't look down, okay?"
The little girl nods
"Okay, mommy."
she gets in and looks at her dad
"Daddy? Whats that?"
she asked, the dad thinks for a second and says
"That's daddy's limo."
she looks up at her mom and says
"Mommy? Whats that?"
her mom says
"Those are my...er...headlights."
The little girl looks down and says
"Whats that?" the mom sayd
"Thats...my garage,"
later that night there was a loud storm. The little girl goes into her mothers room and says
"Mommy, daddy? Can I sleep with you?"
"Okay sweetie but don't look under the covers,"
the mom says. she gets in looks under the blankets and says
"Mommy, you better turn on your headlights, daddy's limo is backing up into your garage."

HAHAHA

I haven't heard that in years LMAO Most of my cousins are older than me and I remember them telling different versions of this joke all the time... I honestly think this joke is how I learned about the "facts of life" LMAO