| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 4 | |
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      feeds the animals at the zoo
     
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      Kisses dogs
     
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      Has a special "Love Powder" she tosses on men she likes. it's just a mix of shake and bake and cinnamon
     
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      wears liz clabornes perfume
     
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      He wants it but cant do it
     
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      goes door to door for unicef when he is hung over and needs more beer money 
     
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      makes up stories for the priest when she goes to confession
 
  just to shock him Have a good night everyone! Gotta do laundry!   
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      has to constantly rebuff unwanted advances from her step-brother
     
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      Where that shirt to impress his dog
     
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      licks my feet
     
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      MASSAGES MY FEET
     
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      brushes my hair
     
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      GROOMS MY EYEBROWS
     
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      makes weekly "donations" at the sperm bank
     
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      folds my laundry
     
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      only pretends to put money in the salvation army kettle
     
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      EATS MILK BONES AND GRAVY TRAIN FOR SNACKS
     
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        Edited by
        Robertd1270
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        Tue 01/08/08 06:22 PM
       
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      still makes mudpies - only they're no longer made of mud
     
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      Qualified for the Indy 500 driving a minivan
     
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