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feeds the animals at the zoo
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Kisses dogs
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Has a special "Love Powder" she tosses on men she likes. it's just a mix of shake and bake and cinnamon
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wears liz clabornes perfume
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He wants it but cant do it
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goes door to door for unicef when he is hung over and needs more beer money
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wears liz clabornes perfume |
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makes up stories for the priest when she goes to confession
just to shock him Have a good night everyone! Gotta do laundry! |
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has to constantly rebuff unwanted advances from her step-brother
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Where that shirt to impress his dog
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licks my feet
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MASSAGES MY FEET
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brushes my hair
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GROOMS MY EYEBROWS
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makes weekly "donations" at the sperm bank
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folds my laundry
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only pretends to put money in the salvation army kettle
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EATS MILK BONES AND GRAVY TRAIN FOR SNACKS
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Edited by
Robertd1270
on
Tue 01/08/08 06:22 PM
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still makes mudpies - only they're no longer made of mud
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Qualified for the Indy 500 driving a minivan
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