Actual correspondence (not JSH):

Hello dear,
How are you and your family, hope all is well with you. You may not know me and I don’t know who you are. My name is N*** A***** Z***** and I am a widow. I was browsing through this site as was directed by my spirit and I came across your profile and something touches me all over my body. Here is my contact address: ********** at ***********and please I am waiting for your mail.

I'm a little worried about what was touching her all over her body. I think it might be tarantulas.

Be careful out there.

Wow... Crazies are everywhere...

Really what is touching her??????

it was me...........

no it was Me

Well give her your emails so she stops bugging Lex...

I'm jealous lex you always get the touchy feely wierdos. I just get the granny peepers.

I really like the emails written in broken English where they say that out of all the people on XYZ Site they picked YOU to write to because YOU seemed like the right person for them.

Ya. Some hot twenty-something with great ta-ta's wants to meet MY old face.

hehe...also on another site...

paraphrased: "hi, hope your day is as lovely as you are. i've pondered and prayed, stared at your picture, then read your profile. i printed your picture, and prayed over it. for seven long days i've agonized over whether to contact you. my prayers indicate that you are the love for me, the love of a lifetime.

these seven days have been torture, but i knew that i must wait to be sure. now, i am ready to begin our life together."

me: um...quick question: how is it that you prayed over my picture? you know...since i just joined yesterday?

him: "i must have seen your face in a dream..."

...some people have all the luck!

heh...and there was also the one from the guy who...wanted to raise some girls to "get it right this time". oh, and he was a nudist...and felt that it helped with "adolescents burgeoning sexual urges" to be nude all the time.

or...the one that had five active profiles and was talking with twenty different women...NONE of the pics were him, nothing was true...turned out to be completely insane.

or...the one that truly believed that he was THE computer expert that worked for the government while training for the military and to be a neuro-surgeon...yeah...and told his MOTHER that she couldn't sit in the front passenger seat of his vehicle since i had ridden in it...cause it was MY seat...(i actually MET that one, good times, good times!)

now you're just rubbing it in...

Holy crap Lulu you get all the good ones!!!

i know, i know...how lucky can a girl be?

I get them too, only biceps instead of ta-tas.

Not sure but I think you should share with some of us.. I mean is it fair that one girl has all the luck?? I'd share with you...

Well Lulu you're making ME feel inferior!

I only have three different profiles and the pictures on two of 'em are really me!

Well ok, the picture on one of 'em is me...

hehe...the next one...i'll send directly your way!!!

hehe...the next one...i'll send directly your way!!!


what are you sending? i wansum too

I don't know but Lulu send a good one