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Topic: LEPERS THE FOURTEENTH - part 8
Twitch Joined Thu 09/27/07 Posts: 6199	Mon 01/07/08 08:52 AM
Like I said you need an assistant to handle just the keys

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 08:55 AM
No I have no handcuffs. Just keys. I don't like being restrained in handcuffs.

Twitch Joined Thu 09/27/07 Posts: 6199	Mon 01/07/08 08:56 AM
No I have no handcuffs. Just keys. I don't like being restrained in handcuffs. I do -- I know you don't.

Nickinolosers Joined Thu 06/07/07 Posts: 15208	Mon 01/07/08 08:57 AM
(((((((((((((((KYLE)))))))))))) You little hottie you

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 08:59 AM
I had a really bad experience with handcuffs now I'm harry houdini.

Twitch Joined Thu 09/27/07 Posts: 6199	Mon 01/07/08 09:01 AM
I had a really bad experience with handcuffs now I'm harry houdini. I know that hun the cuffs were for me

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 09:01 AM
(((monica!!!)))

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 09:08 AM
In 1989 I got arrested outside a club in minneapolis for being a smartass and taunting the cops. While in handcuffs they took the liberty of beating the living crap out of me for fun. This was back when their cops were being thugs and beating up people and getting sued for millions because some people had video cameras. Since noone videotaped my beating while restrained I'm not a millionaire.

Twitch Joined Thu 09/27/07 Posts: 6199	Mon 01/07/08 09:09 AM
In 1989 I got arrested outside a club in minneapolis for being a smartass and taunting the cops. While in handcuffs they took the liberty of beating the living crap out of me for fun. This was back when their cops were being thugs and beating up people and getting sued for millions because some people had video cameras. Since noone videotaped my beating while restrained I'm not a millionaire. You were lucky -- you walked away from it babe

Nickinolosers Joined Thu 06/07/07 Posts: 15208	Mon 01/07/08 09:12 AM
In 1989 I got arrested outside a club in minneapolis for being a smartass and taunting the cops. While in handcuffs they took the liberty of beating the living crap out of me for fun. This was back when their cops were being thugs and beating up people and getting sued for millions because some people had video cameras. Since noone videotaped my beating while restrained I'm not a millionaire. Believe me I know what it is like to get the crap beat out of you

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 09:13 AM
As for the four cops that beat me up for fun? One dead three to go. Someone shot him outside the bar. Guys doin a life term. Shoulda got a medal. I dislike dirty cops. And I praise and thank good cops. But you're never putting me in handcuffs ever.

Nickinolosers Joined Thu 06/07/07 Posts: 15208	Mon 01/07/08 09:14 AM
Me either

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 09:19 AM
Alright! Chicken kiev is done! With wild rice and buttered mushrooms. Baked fresh dinner rolls. Small salad. Got ranch, thousand island, western, italian or thumpers pepper vinegar dressing. Here you go ladies. Careful. Very hot. Monica, jayne, something to drink?

Twitch Joined Thu 09/27/07 Posts: 6199	Mon 01/07/08 09:20 AM
Alright! Chicken kiev is done! With wild rice and buttered mushrooms. Baked fresh dinner rolls. Small salad. Got ranch, thousand island, western, italian or thumpers pepper vinegar dressing. Here you go ladies. Careful. Very hot. Monica, jayne, something to drink? Diet with a twist and Thumper's pepper vinegar dressing Thanks guy

Nickinolosers Joined Thu 06/07/07 Posts: 15208	Mon 01/07/08 09:23 AM
Alright! Chicken kiev is done! With wild rice and buttered mushrooms. Baked fresh dinner rolls. Small salad. Got ranch, thousand island, western, italian or thumpers pepper vinegar dressing. Here you go ladies. Careful. Very hot. Monica, jayne, something to drink? By the time I get it It'll be cold. Got Water??

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 09:26 AM
Actually those handcuff keys have come in handy. Stopped over at a buddies house one day to find his 12 year old son found a set of handcuffs in a ditch and locked himself to a pole because he wanted to see if they worked. Hed been stuck for hours. Before I unlocked him I looked him in the eyes and said "you owe me!"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 09:29 AM
Just pretend nicki. It gives me warm fuzzies to know if we could we would break bread together. Diet n a twist up. Water up.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 09:32 AM
I like thumpers salad dressing. Its spicy. I got more fresh chives for the chicken if anyone wants some. Cluck, cluck.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 01/07/08 09:37 AM
Yummy for my tummy

Nickinolosers Joined Thu 06/07/07 Posts: 15208	Mon 01/07/08 09:39 AM
Just pretend nicki. It gives me warm fuzzies to know if we could we would break bread together. Diet n a twist up. Water up. Well, since I am no psycho and just had the sh*t beat outta me I will accept your offer but don't tell the campus security guard out side my door SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH