now Winnie what is scarey is that I am the same offline as online........just never learned to pretend to be anything else

im the same too. really scary!

ok all i am off for the night
hope you all have a goo night

later Dozzer.

good nite doze!

G'nite Doze !

Sheesh, I leave for a few minutes and people start to bail out...

sheesh, i show up and everyone leaves.

I usually have that effect on women winnie...

guess im stuck with you AD.

Men Are Just Happier People!!
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be Prime Minister.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

((((((oc))))))
now i will kick you for your post.

((((((winnie))))))

<~~~~starts spraying floral air freshener, lighting candles, puts out fresh flowers.

have to anti-man the place b/c oc is messing up our hard work.

Jeeze... Thanx winnie... nice to be appreciated!

hey AD, where is that foot rub??? wearing high heels all day is hard work! (but they looked amazing. lol)

Night everyone sweet dreams

good nite pam!

G'ntie snuggs

Where'd OC run off to??

Or maybe he was just on break again...