WOMAN'S LOVE POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One
who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray
he's gainfully employed. When I spend cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out
my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh!
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to 'how
big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
always be my very best friend.


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MAN'S LOVE POEM


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar
on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.

I like the girls better!!!!

This love poem is really nice, and straight to the point.

I love the guys love poem. Its so funny.

I like both of them! They both have some truth to them lol

Other than the golf course. Yeh, pretty much nailed it!