Bob returns from his lunch break and he looks dejected and humiliated. His buddy, Steve, claps him on the shoulder and asks him, "Bob, amigo, what's got you down?"

"Steve," Bob says, "I just embarrassed myself in front of a beautiful woman. You know I'm going on a trip next week, so I stopped by the train station to get my ticket. This gorgeous blonde with huge knockers is behind the counter and when she asked me if she could help me, I said, 'I'd like a picket to Titsburg, please.'"

"Buddy, you've got nothing to worry about," Steve replies. "It was just a little Freudian slip. It happens to everybody. Why, just this morning, I was having breakfast with my wife. What I meant to say was, "Darling, would you please pass the maple syrup?" What came out was, "Gina, you lousy whore, you've ruined my whole life!"

thats just wrong!

This must have been before Bob discovered Enzite. He smiles all the time now.