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.1. EXCITABLE TYPE- Pants are twisted, cannot find hole rips
pants in temper. 2. SOCIABLE TYPE- Joins friends in a pee whether he wants to or not, as it costs nothing anyway. 3. TIMID TYPE - Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has peed. sneaks back later. 4. NOISY TYPE- Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a look at other guys. 5. INDIFFERENT TYPE - All urinals being used, pees in sink. 6. CLEVER TYPE - Pees without holding it. shows Shows off by adjusting his tie at the same time. 7. SLEEPY TYPE- Pees down his trouser leg into his shoe. Walks out adjusting his doodah 10 minutes later. 8. LEARNED TYPE- Reads book or paper while having a pee. 9. CHILDISH TYPE- Looks at bottom of urinal whilst having a pee. 10. VAIN TYPE- Unfastens 5 buttons to take it out, when only 2 will do. 11. STRONG TYPE- Bangs it hard on side of urinal to knock off drips when finished. 12 FRIVOLOUS TYPE- Plays the stream up and down and across, tries to pee on flies. This type never grow up. 13.ABSENT MINDED TYPE- Opens waiscoat, takes out tie. Pees himself. 14.WORRIED TYPE- Not quite sure what he's been up to lately, makes furtive but close examination of it whilst peeing. 15.DISORIENTATED TYPE- Stands for a while, grunts, puffs, tries to pee, lets out a fart and walks out. 16.PERSONALITY TYPE -Drops silent fart, sniffs, looks at guy next to him. 17.DRUNKEN TYPE- Takes it out. Sees two. Puts it back pees himself.  
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6. CLEVER TYPE - Pees without holding it. shows Shows off by adjusting his tie at the same time. I hate this guy. He always stands there so smugly, his hands on his waist, his hips thrust forward. He looks like he thinks he's too good to touch his own junk. I secretly hope that he's dripping on his Armani trousers. |
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