A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."

Can someone explain to me: who started blond jokes? What about other hair color jokes? I like the jokes, but don't understand what blonds have to do with it. Help me out here. I am a slow learner with some short term memory loss.

....um....they're just sarcasm since blondes are really notoriously brilliant.

ever heard of Jessica Simpson, Brittany Spears, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie? lol!

who, wait i think im having a blonde moment... wait nope lost it lmao