since it's slow on the forums, ad i'm bored of my rocker yet again!

yes it's time for another pointless thread from a guy who nothing about everything and everything about nothing, yours truely!

i never did formerly introduce myself so here is a little about me.

surgeon general's warning: talking to and or around this person can have serious adverse effects to a person's mental and physical health, also has been known to cause mental retardation in children and small puppies if exposed for long periods of time. if you have come in physical contact with this person consult a doctor immediately. if oral contact has occurred flush mouth with water and contact you local poison control center. if sexual contact has occurred may god have mercy on your soul.

if you can make it threw this with out calling me a jack ass or some other name i'll give you a cookie....... i dare ya....... oh come, on all these people viewing me and not one has made it to the bottom?????? email people! email! i don't bite unless you beg me to or theres 5 bucks in it for me, no need to be scared. i'm a one man dating pool!........................................ apparently there is no women allowed either!


tell us about yourself? well "yourself" is a word used to describe ones mental and physical state. "yourself" is derived from 2 words "your" and "self", lets look at these 2 words individually. "your" Used as a modifier before a noun, or in this case the possessive form of you, derived from the greek word ~youisius, meaning one who flogs sheep for pleasure. "self" meaning Having its own or a single nature or character stemming from the greek word ~selfi humungi meaning one who mates with 2 liter coke bottle. adding these 2 words together we see "yourself" truly means one who sits on coke bottles while flogging sheep for pleasure, and frankly i don't believe this topic is appropriate for this venue. so i respectfully decline to answer this question.

what I’d really like to find is that special somebody that has long hair, long legs, great eyes, a beautiful smile, (teeth, hair, sight, speech, hearing, legs, arms are all optional) all wrapped up in a midget’s body. If you haven’t looked at the picture – don’t; just take it from me I look exactly like brad pitt only completely different. ok seriously I’m not really looking for anything inpaticular. just some cool conversation every so often, if anything came of it cool if not cool too. I’m getting kind of tired of the same old places with the same old faces, bar scene really sucks these days, yeah thats my life story. as for me, i work all day and go to school at night. i joke alot and usually have alot of fun, i'll do anything for a dollar or a swift kick in the ass. I think I prefer the swift kick to the ass, you know that type of kick that catches you off guard and kind of feels like your spine has been driven into your back molars? No? Well maybe it was just me then.

My name is Andrew but most people refer you me as "Yo! Freak job!" I dig long walks on the beach but only in the Denver metro area as I’m kind of scared those green things that grow all over out in the wild. I like concerts and peace and quiet, depending on how bad the band is I sometimes like them at the same time. I know what you’re all thinking "holy snikies, its gods gift to women" well thanks. Really I know I’m not much to look at but I am drinking milk. I’ve never been married and have very few restraining orders. I have 1 kid but I still like to practice making them so when the time comes I can do it right. I really like sex and someday I’d like to try it with a partner.

If you like hunky cowboys and pink torpedoes then I’m probably not the one for you, who am I kidding, yes I am - ok no I’m not. I have a car. I would really love to discuss the rise and fall of western civilizations and impact of said technologies on third world countries with a young hot blonde with an iq no higher then 7. Think I went a bit overboard? naaaahhhhhhh. so yeah back to the story, this one time at band camp the councilor touched my....... umm I’ll leave that story for the third date. other then that I’m just an average guy looking for something different then what I’m finding.

I spend a lot of my time out checking out the music scene, going to a lot of concerts. I play guitar trying to start a new band I like to call “no talent” or possibly “Zen, the sound of no band playing”, draw, pool and yeah a lot of stuff that just isn't sucking itself out of my brain at the moment. It’s really hard to get girls when your hung like a squirrel and all you got is nuts (refer to pic #2).

this profile soon to be released in a pornographic anime graphic novel.
If I haven’t scared you off by now, sorry I’ll try harder next time.
Stay tuned for Andrew version 2.5 coming this fall

ok seriously,I’m trying something new and different and maybe make a few new friends along the way during my explorations.
I’m not sure what I’m looking for if anything at all, I’m sure when I find it I’ll know for sure. I’m just here to try something new and see who’s out there that I may not have had the chance to meet before and explore some options that I haven’t yet considered.

I’m a very easy going, laid back down to earth person and I don’t take myself too seriously. I like to joke a lot and have a lot of fun even though I’m trying to refrain from it for the time being. I can also be very serious, focused and very determined when I need to be. I was raised old fashioned and I believe in treating others the way I would like to be treated which includes being honest, loyal and faithful. I’m also open, adventurous and curious in nature. I enjoy trying new things and learning new aspects of life. I love to learn new things and see things from a different point of view even though I can be very opinionated at times. I’m an intelligent and logical person but I also have a romantic and passionate side when I’m in the right atmosphere.

I do have a son that lives with me full time and that is a huge part of my life. I love music in just about any form excluding a few types. I am more at home in leather at a heavy metal bar but I’m also known to be decked out in a suit and tie at an opera or symphony. I love the local music scene and try to make it to as many shows as I can. I’m also an aspiring musician. I also love going to museums and art shows when I get the chance. I don’t know that much about art but I love to see how others view things and art can be a good way of doing that. I’m an outdoorsy kind of person although I don’t to much enjoy the cold. I love animals and wildlife especially if I can be out hiking away from the populations. i like the peace of it all just looking at the scenery. I am very curious by nature and love learning history, science and the mechanics of things, most everything I own has been taken apart at some point so I can see what is inside of it and how it works. I do like cars but not as much as most guys. I like them more so for their inner workings and one day I would like to build a classic or old muscle car.

My typical first date consists of me making a complete ass out of myself and then going home. I guess it would have to start off with me picking her up taking her someplace fancy and introducing her to the man of her dreams, which won’t be one of my friends this time I hope. Then finish off the night at the nearest bar trying hard to ignore my cars windows fogging up and rocking in that unmistakable rhythmic pattern, you know it’s really hard to drive like that. Really I consider any date that the woman actually shows up and doesn’t run off screaming in the first 5 minutes a complete success. I like to try and plan things I like to do because I’ll probably be doing them alone. Ok really what kind of question is this? How is somebody supposed to know what the perfect date with a complete stranger is supposed to be like? Wouldn’t that depend on what the other person was like and what interests they have? You probably wouldn’t want to take a green peace member duck hunting or something like that. Personally I think the perfect date wouldn’t consist of what you’re doing more about the connection you make and right now we’re all connected to the internet so our dates haven’t exactly been perfect have they? Unless of course you have this fetish for mating with office machinery. In that case would your wedding bells sound like the windows start up chime? Wow that was almost insightful wasn’t it… I’ll have to write that one down for the next batch of fortune cookies. All I have to say is from the last statements, she better have a huge sense of humor and not get offended easily. it's hard to take this seriously since I highly doubt anybody will ever read this or respond to anything I put here. if anybody really wants to know anything they'll ask. all questions must be phrased in the form of an answer with "get off my computer screen" typed in the subject line. emails are not read by real person because my secretary doesn't know how to read. no purchase necessary, see inside panel for details. ingredients: nuts, high fructose corn syrup and or sugar, various animal entrails, shake or stir lightly while keeping over medium heat. This sentence is for indoor or outdoor use only.




if you made it this far congratulations you have no life!

I got bored after the first 2 lines........

cani throw my panties at you now

with 1596 posts--welcome to the asylum-

why do I always want to grab his hair and push it away frm his face????

whereeeeeeeeeez the pony tail thingers???

i just want to grab it...you can push

i'm bored and i didn't know what to post, so i just posted my profile, yeah i'm lame!

wow i never really realized just how damned long that piece of garbbled trash is......

there are about 3 people i would read anything longer that 2 sentences...you're one...brenda

It is pretty funny!!! but where did he put the pony tail thingers????

it's in my hair right now....

you should write a book.

screw the book, i should find me a date!

i read it all and i always find you entertaining..jax

Hell, he just did!!!

no way! love the hair!

ya but I cant see his face.....its a ploy so I can check out his profile.......I got your number azrae!!!

every time i take a picture of my face it comes out looking like something from the mothman prophocies

cute hope u find what u r looking for.