A young gorgeous blonde was flying on a plane that hit some turbulence. All of a sudden, the engines died. The pilot came on the intercom, apologized, and said the plane was going down, this was it! The blonde started to cry, saying that she had never done anything, never dated, never been kissed, never had sex. She cried out "I've never felt like a woman. Someone, make me feel like a woman!!" A young hunk of a guy heard her, got up from his seat and started walking down the aisle, all eyes on him. His eyes burned into her eyes, as he slowly unbuttoned his shirt. By the time he reached her, his shirt was off and his muscles rippled as he handed it to her and said
"here, iron this, then get me a beer."

That was good....certainly not what I expected him to say...

Thats Just Not Right.....LOL