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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 7 | |
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Dear diary, I'm still here. But I seemed to misplace my pecker. Looks down. Oh yeah there it is. Duh. Head in the clouds again.
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Dear diary......if I had a pecker I sure wouldnt misplace it!!!
   
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I'm hungry too. Mato soup. Yeh mato soup toto.
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Dear diary, back to normal work schedule. Need money to build my chopper.
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Food??? In the diary??????
 arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!11  <--------slams door!!! 
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hmmmmmmmm!!!
if I had a pecker I'd............. play with it all day 
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Dear diary, back to normal work schedule. Need money to build my chopper. 
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Dear diary......I need some tea......where is my hot cabana boy when ya need him????
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He's probably still looking for his bra
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Nooooooooooooooo my cabana boy is prolly in cuba or mexico or puerto rico........dammit!!!
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wherez those Cabanana boys when ya need em eh!!??
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Dear diary.....I should start planning a trip soon....not sure where or when but I need a vacation soon.....surrounded by blue waters, white sand beaches and attentive cabana boys.....hmmmmmm where are the pond fronds???
  
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we have bull rushes an blue-ish an white--ish sandy beaches...?...
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It is soooooooooooooo NOT the same..........besides I need an incentive to lose 10 lbs...
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Dear diary......I hate the profiles of ppl near me who have no pictures yet the profile says they have pics, ya just have to ask.........pffffffffffffffft!!!!!1
saflk dsbhifodsbewioa;lbuowq;lwoirweayliowrea I dont wanna askkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!! I want eye candy NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it would be nice to go somewhere tropical but by the time I got it together it would be practically tropical here again....
and the $$$$$$$$ probebly not cheap ..... |
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I know how you can lose 10 pounds.
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passport......uh what......!$100???? I always get the best deals on trips.......all inclusive mostly but I have no problem winging it either.......just sell some of your paintings on ebay.......
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I know how you can lose 10 pounds.
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nOOOOO I have a great diet.....I use it when I gain 5 or 10 lbs....I cant weigh too much or it creates pain in my back.....
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