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Two nuns are traveling through Europe in their car.
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield! "Quick, quick!!" shouts the first nun "What shall I do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination." shouts the second. The first nun switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly! "What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican!" says the second. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses again at the nuns. "Now what?" screams the first nun. "Show him your cross!" says the second. So the nun rolls down the window and shouts: "GET OFF MY F*CKING HOOD, YOU LITTLE CREEP!!"   |
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lmao
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??????where the f**k did the last part come from?
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that one never gets old
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??????where the f**k did the last part come from? She was told to show him that she was CROSS!!! |
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I think I laughed more at the idea of a tiny little dracula clinging to the windshield.
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I did too SightSeer. I mean, what, was he in bat form?
Oh, for those that don't know, CROSS is another word for angry, upset, peeved, etc. |
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I did too SightSeer. I mean, what, was he in bat form? Oh, for those that don't know, CROSS is another word for angry, upset, peeved, etc. Yeah really lol |
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