My house is dry

Anyone want to help out a starving artist?

Will accept offers of vodka or whiskey

Anyone?

MAN are you ever wasted, it's Tuesday

My first time drinking, I got smashed on some 15-20 year old spiced rum, can't handle any rum or whiskey anymore, makes my stomach protest in a big way.

I went to a party with a buddy of mine, ended up drinking 2 1/2 LARGE (20oz) glasses of purple screamin' jesus, and then ended up downing around 10 shots in less than 30 minuets, different stuff. I was so trashed . Spent a looooong time at Jack in the Box, where my friends took me. They were trying to get food in me, but I had a really hard time getting the burger and my mouth together. Couldn't handle the car ride back to his house either, had to get out and walk.

Another time...drank more beer than I care to admit, ended up agreeing to go to a strip club some time that night too, still don't remember agreeing to that, but I ended up going to the club anyway Boat races/beer pong will do that to you


As a side note, I'm drinking a michelob amber bock right now

Pete if you were drinking as recently as last friday, Get a glass and piss into it and drink it. It may still contain some alcohol content. lol