Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 3 | |
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Refuses to use the number 7 in everyday conversation.
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Belives Aliens are Real and live in the closet.
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Uses the salad shooter for more than just shooting salads..
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thinks motor oil is a sex toy
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I tipped your sleeping cow
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Belives only weirdoes go to clubs
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doesn't know what cow tipping is
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Is getting IMed by 200 people at once.
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wants to lick michael jackson's nose
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Wants to become the world's largest Stetson dealer.
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has a jackass
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forgive him
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Loves "The Beattles"
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Takes Chivas Regal to work and sips it all day long.
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he stole my eggo
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digs the Pink Panther.
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Buried the Pink Panther
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takes candy from children when no one is looking
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Her driver's liscence photo was taken purposely out of focus so if she gets pulled over the officer will look at it, be unable to focus on it, then hand it back to her and say "Never mind, you can go."
(Stolen from Steven Wright) |
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Takes children from their candy when EVERYone is looking..
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