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i'm SO moving to arizona.... Yeah everybody says that, until they get down here, after that all they want to do is leave. |
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hey, i've totally been to arizona...
ok, no i haven't... why does everyone wanna leave? |
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There is nothing to do down here, if you dont drink you cant go to the desert parties, if you dont do drugs (or if you don't like being felt up by 6'5" transexuals) you cant go to the clubs, and the "heavy metal" bars only play wuss rock...
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 ok then...when's the next flight outta tucson?  if you're bored, you're boring. i'm sure we could find something to do.  
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ok then...when's the next flight outta tucson? if you're bored, you're boring. i'm sure we could find something to do. Oh I entertain myself plenty, just walking around phucking with people and making general mischief at night... |
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oh, we have to make our mischief at night? i'm afraid of the dark...
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Thats why the first thing we do is steal the tweakers glow-sticks...
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tweakers?
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tweakers? General Vagabonds wandering downtown hopped up from sniffing glue or something of that nature... |
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weird...i've never heard that name before.
ok, after we steal their glow sticks what fun ensues?
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weird...i've never heard that name before. ok, after we steal their glow sticks what fun ensues? Well, they usually run after us for about twenty feet before falling on the ground gasping for air, then after we dump garbage on them we set out toward the courthouse to find a man wearing a suit to follow around for a bit, making sure to make a noise behind him and hiding under whetever we can find (even if we must hide behind a lightpole that offers no real barrier preventing him from seeing us) then if he turns around we run past him to get behind him. |
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oooohman! i better bring my tennis shoes...
this sounds like a great time! ^_^ but...do we really have to dump garbage on them? it's all...icky and such. can't we just find some homeless people and crush their cardboard box houses doing our happy dance instead? |
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oooohman! i better bring my tennis shoes... this sounds like a great time! ^_^ but...do we really have to dump garbage on them? it's all...icky and such. can't we just find some homeless people and crush their cardboard box houses doing our happy dance instead? No, we don’t mess with the homeless people down here, they're all really cool after you get to know them... and yes we have to trash the tweakers so they'll wake up the next morning smelling all smelly and we will laugh at them... |
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but won't we become smelly in the process of making them smelly?
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but won't we become smelly in the process of making them smelly? Thats why you kick the garbagecans onto them, no muss no fuss... |
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ooooh, ok. so i should bring my garbage can kicking tennis shoes...got it! ok, then what?
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Well after messing with the suit we get on the bus that Julie drives and ride up to Magpies for calzones, then off to hang with the hippies who think they know something about whatever they are talking about, after about ten minuets of that randomality ensues...
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hippies sound fun! can we wear tie-dye?
and i was born for randomality. |
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hippies sound fun! can we wear tie-dye? and i was born for randomality. |
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ok. ^_^
what are you wearing, then? |
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