with a monkey on his shoulder.

The bartender says, "Are you crazy? You can't bring that monkey in here! Get out now!"

The owner of the monkey pleads with the bartender. "Please just let me stay for one drink. I'll even buy a round for the house, i'll make sure my monkey behaves himself."

With some hesitation, the bartender nods and gives him the drink. While the man sits quietly, the monkey starts going crazy: Spilling over trash cans and knocking over drinks and just making a huge mess when finally he comes to the pool table and he takes the cue ball and swallows it whole... the bartender yells, "Get that filthy rat out of here! And don't come back!"

So about a month later, the same scenario... the guy with the monkey comes in, yada yada yada... says he'll buy 2 drinks for the house this time. The bartender again hesitates and let's him have his drink. About a minute later, the monkey starts going all ape **** on the place again knocking over trash cans, spilling drinks... then he comes to a jar of cherries and pulls one out and sticks it up his butt and then eats it!

The bartender yells in disgust, "Did you see what that filthy primate did?! He stuck the damn cherry up his ass and ate it!"

The owner nods, "Yep, ever since he **** that cue ball last week, he measures everything."

that's bad...

so is farting... but we all do it

omg! ok, nevermind....lol.
very true. i wish i had a pet monkey! not one who swallowed things, though...that's just weird...

You know, Katrina, you're pretty cute... too bad we live so far away!

swallowing things is bad...? [news to me]

my dirty mind syndrome is kickin in >.>

likewise... but then again... who's wouldn't with a monkey like that!!!

I think i'm in love.... wtf is going on, lol.

with the monkey?

Ok, that's just a little mean j/k j/k

well, if the shoe fits... [or rather the cherry] lol... i'm sorry, i couldn't help myself on that one. i've got 4 brothers... explain much?

Explains EVERYTHING!

As long as you don't miss me too much, i'm going to bed... really tired -_- Sweet Dreams

same here. didn't want to break the news first tho. :) talk to you soon i hope.

i know.
same to you.
ya know, i almost went to cali for christmas again this year...